My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2022-12-05
👣
I can't run, my feet are stapled!
2022-12-01
🪥
has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?
2022-10-31
🎃
nothing but sincerity, as far as the eye can see!
2022-10-17
🔥
friends around the campfire, and everybody's high
2022-08-09
🐸
this toads the wet sprocket
2022-07-18
🍕
Pizza Poppa always gets paid
2022-06-21
👉
My fingers are like arrows!
2022-06-09
🎨
Well, the paint needs to dry on my Buckaroo Banzai figurine...
2022-05-02
🕳
Sudden Valley conjures up images of a sinkhole, no?
2022-04-19
🌳
I have integrity; if you had been there then you'd agree
2022-03-29
🔨
every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free
2022-03-21
🙏
pray for the people inside your head, 'cause they won't be there when you're dead
2022-02-25
👞
I've got my best shoes on, I'm ready to go
2022-02-14
🕳
Maybe we should go back to digging straight down
2022-01-24
🤠
in my head there's all these classic cars and outlaw cowboy bands
2022-01-10
🐉
Hey, dragon! How do you feel about spicy taco toppings?
2022-01-03
🧒
'cause if your mind don't move and your knees don't bend, don't go blaming the kids again