My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2019-12-17
🧝♂️
There's a list for who's been naughty or nice, but consider the price for an elf!
2019-12-09
🤖
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid, but that hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
2019-12-02
☘️
Beware the Kilakilarney blade! Or didn't it slay the terrible shamrock-eating dragon of Belfast!
2019-11-27
🦃
The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
2019-11-13
🐦
When the time is right, birds'll bite your face
2019-11-06
🚢
Man... if I wanted to take tests, I would've been a boat captain.
2019-10-09
🚑
All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars, and a bunch of ambulances.
2019-09-25
😨
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
2019-08-14
🔢
always the numbers but never the name
2019-07-29
🔥
If you swallow the fuel, be not afraid of the fire
2019-07-19
🇫🇷
Well pardon my French - but this is a gosh-dang mother-fudging sugar show!
2019-07-03
🐃
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
2019-05-22
🕷
Me llamo T-bone, la arana discoteca
2019-04-11
🛒
Now, if only we had a wheelbarrow! That would be something.
2019-03-27
🔵
Awwwww Joe Miller! You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky lucky lucky little boy!
2019-02-26
📦
A brown box, moth balls and bowling shoes
2019-02-06
🚽
It smells like bathroom and orange chicken.
My flight attendant said this yesterday. I feel strangely great about not knowing what he was talking about.
2019-01-28
📥
Productivity is what makes things fun. That's why people go to work.
2019-01-23
🛋
We've got two hundred couches where you can sleep right
That and this, these and those - no one knows
2019-01-07
📷
I dreamt of a camera, pointing out from inside the television