My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2021-11-24
      π¦
    the whole world's thanking you - they're thanking us for thanking you
    
  2021-11-17
      πΏ
    You should have left a tiny hint when you made this @#$%ing labyrinth of stone
    
  2021-11-03
      βΎοΈ
    The Atlanta Braves have given you a championship!
    
  2021-10-29
      πΉ
    Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
    
  2021-10-25
      π«
    Negative, ghost rider - the pattern is full.
    
  2021-10-14
      πͺ
    Yeah, yeah, the time knife - we've all seen it.
    
  2021-09-30
      π€
    Robots need love too
    
  2021-07-26
      π
    not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
    
  2021-07-19
      πͺ°
    is it overwhelming to use a crane to crush a fly?
    
  2021-07-02
      π
    lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
    
  2021-06-09
      π
    all the fanciest Dijon ketchups, mmm
    
  2021-04-12
      π§
    so smooth you can hear the beard
    
  2021-03-15
      π³
    I'm a digger of holes in a land of holes
    
  2021-02-08
      π€
    One more robot learns to be something more than a machine
    
  2021-02-01
      π
    one day when the tonguinβ is done weβll take our leave and go
    
  2021-01-13
      βοΈ
    Leave a 5-star review and Iβll leave you one, too
    
  2021-01-04
      πΎ
    So this is the new year, and I don't feel any different
    
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    peer 'round corners with dental mirrors