My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2018-12-18
🎄
There's more of gravy than of grave about me
2018-12-05
🛫
I'm trying to control an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
2018-11-12
🎂
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
2018-10-16
🍂
Isn't it beautiful the way the leaves die?
2018-09-21
🐯
Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave coding to the machines and go play outside.
2018-09-13
🔥
'Streets ahead' is verbal wildfire
2018-09-04
🐵
Monkey, monkey, where you keep your crackers?
2018-08-23
🇿🇦
It matters not how strait the gate
2018-08-21
✈️
what a curious life we have found here tonight
2018-08-16
🏦
how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?
2018-08-08
🍬
creamlets and tobacco smoke
2018-08-04
🐔
Uh-oh! Those are *night* chickens!
A kid's show my son was watching with some... interesting dialogue
2018-07-27
🥩
Do I take this meat to grill just right? I do!
2018-07-25
🥓
Scientists estimate that 70% of the world's disappointment comes from the use of turkey bacon.
2018-07-23
🐞
Who would you rather be, the Beatles or the Rolling Stones?