My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2020-12-21
🧝♂️
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist.
2020-11-02
🗳
Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
2020-10-02
⏳
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
2020-09-18
🥋
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes - but you can do Jiu Jitsu!
2020-06-09
📣
We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.
2020-04-28
🛌
Sleeping is giving in, so lift those heavy eyelids
2020-04-16
🖼
Hey, I told you to stay away from my magic frame!
2020-04-01
🦮
What's the biggest dog you've ever seen, and why?
2020-03-17
🥗
I made a salad with craisins!
2020-02-04
👑
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
2020-01-13
👶
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.