My Slack Statuses
I like to make fun (or sometimes just weird) references with my slack statuses. I get asked about them a lot. So I thought I'd publish them!
2023-03-09
โญ๏ธ
3.14 (pi) - is there anyone who knows the whole thing?
2023-02-23
๐ฅฑ
there's a guy who's been awake since the second world war
2023-01-09
๐บ
Don't get these hackles up or you'll get the fangs
2022-12-05
๐ฃ
I can't run, my feet are stapled!
2022-12-01
๐ชฅ
has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?
2022-10-31
๐
nothing but sincerity, as far as the eye can see!
2022-10-17
๐ฅ
friends around the campfire, and everybody's high
2022-08-09
๐ธ
this toads the wet sprocket
2022-07-18
๐
Pizza Poppa always gets paid
2022-06-21
๐
My fingers are like arrows!
2022-06-09
๐จ
Well, the paint needs to dry on my Buckaroo Banzai figurine...
2022-05-02
๐ณ
Sudden Valley conjures up images of a sinkhole, no?
2022-04-19
๐ณ
I have integrity; if you had been there then you'd agree
2022-03-29
๐จ
every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free
2022-03-21
๐
pray for the people inside your head, 'cause they won't be there when you're dead
2022-02-25
๐
I've got my best shoes on, I'm ready to go
2022-02-14
๐ณ
Maybe we should go back to digging straight down
2022-01-24
๐ค
in my head there's all these classic cars and outlaw cowboy bands
2022-01-10
๐
Hey, dragon! How do you feel about spicy taco toppings?
2022-01-03
๐ง
'cause if your mind don't move and your knees don't bend, don't go blaming the kids again
2021-11-24
๐ฆ
the whole world's thanking you - they're thanking us for thanking you
2021-11-17
๐ฟ
You should have left a tiny hint when you made this @#$%ing labyrinth of stone
2021-11-03
โพ๏ธ
The Atlanta Braves have given you a championship!
2021-10-29
๐น
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
2021-10-25
๐ซ
Negative, ghost rider - the pattern is full.
2021-10-14
๐ช
Yeah, yeah, the time knife - we've all seen it.
2021-09-30
๐ค
Robots need love too
2021-07-26
๐
not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
2021-07-19
๐ชฐ
is it overwhelming to use a crane to crush a fly?
2021-07-02
๐
lie back and let the planet dissolve around you
2021-06-09
๐
all the fanciest Dijon ketchups, mmm
2021-04-12
๐ง
so smooth you can hear the beard
2021-03-15
๐ณ
I'm a digger of holes in a land of holes
2021-02-08
๐ค
One more robot learns to be something more than a machine
2021-02-01
๐
one day when the tonguinโ is done weโll take our leave and go
peer 'round corners with dental mirrors
2021-01-13
โญ๏ธ
Leave a 5-star review and Iโll leave you one, too
2021-01-04
๐พ
So this is the new year, and I don't feel any different
2020-12-21
๐งโโ๏ธ
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist.
2020-11-02
๐ณ
Human happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
2020-10-02
โณ
I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
2020-09-18
๐ฅ
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes - but you can do Jiu Jitsu!
2020-06-09
๐ฃ
We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.
2020-04-28
๐
Sleeping is giving in, so lift those heavy eyelids
2020-04-16
๐ผ
Hey, I told you to stay away from my magic frame!
2020-04-01
๐ฆฎ
What's the biggest dog you've ever seen, and why?
2020-03-17
๐ฅ
I made a salad with craisins!
2020-02-04
๐
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
2020-01-13
๐ถ
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
2019-12-17
๐งโโ๏ธ
There's a list for who's been naughty or nice, but consider the price for an elf!
2019-12-09
๐ค
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid, but that hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
2019-12-02
โ๏ธ
Beware the Kilakilarney blade! Or didn't it slay the terrible shamrock-eating dragon of Belfast!
2019-11-27
๐ฆ
The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
2019-11-13
๐ฆ
When the time is right, birds'll bite your face
2019-11-06
๐ข
Man... if I wanted to take tests, I would've been a boat captain.
2019-10-09
๐
All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars, and a bunch of ambulances.
2019-09-25
๐จ
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
2019-08-14
๐ข
always the numbers but never the name
2019-07-29
๐ฅ
If you swallow the fuel, be not afraid of the fire
2019-07-19
๐ซ๐ท
Well pardon my French - but this is a gosh-dang mother-fudging sugar show!
2019-07-03
๐
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
2019-05-22
๐ท
Me llamo T-bone, la arana discoteca
2019-04-11
๐
Now, if only we had a wheelbarrow! That would be something.
2019-03-27
๐ต
Awwwww Joe Miller! You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky lucky lucky little boy!
2019-02-26
๐ฆ
A brown box, moth balls and bowling shoes
2019-02-06
๐ฝ
It smells like bathroom and orange chicken.
My flight attendant said this yesterday. I feel strangely great about not knowing what he was talking about.
2019-01-28
๐ฅ
Productivity is what makes things fun. That's why people go to work.
2019-01-23
๐
We've got two hundred couches where you can sleep right
That and this, these and those - no one knows
2019-01-07
๐ท
I dreamt of a camera, pointing out from inside the television
2018-12-18
๐
There's more of gravy than of grave about me
2018-12-05
๐ซ
I'm trying to control an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport!
2018-11-12
๐
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.
2018-10-16
๐
Isn't it beautiful the way the leaves die?
2018-09-21
๐ฏ
Given the pace of technology, I propose we leave coding to the machines and go play outside.
2018-09-13
๐ฅ
'Streets ahead' is verbal wildfire
2018-09-04
๐ต
Monkey, monkey, where you keep your crackers?
2018-08-23
๐ฟ๐ฆ
It matters not how strait the gate
2018-08-21
โ๏ธ
what a curious life we have found here tonight
2018-08-16
๐ฆ
how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?
2018-08-08
๐ฌ
creamlets and tobacco smoke
2018-08-04
๐
Uh-oh! Those are *night* chickens!
A kid's show my son was watching with some... interesting dialogue
2018-07-27
๐ฅฉ
Do I take this meat to grill just right? I do!
2018-07-25
๐ฅ
Scientists estimate that 70% of the world's disappointment comes from the use of turkey bacon.
2018-07-23
๐
Who would you rather be, the Beatles or the Rolling Stones?